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Dream Job: If I couldn't be a Big Cutie, I think I
would like to be a professional junk TV critic and
restaurant reviewer. Or I'd go into ranching. Kitten
ranching. I'd have a Kitty Ranch. Yeah... A kitty
Best advice ever given to me: Grandma used to say to me
"The secret to eternal youth is a good sense of humor
and lying about your age, but start early."
Weight: In 2004 it was 341.8 lbs... up from 337.2 in
2003. I have a Tanita digital scale, it rocks! Now I'm
an official fo-hundie (I think I stole that word from
AnnMarie -thanks-) !
I aspire to be like: A lot of awesome women I know, but
mostly like my Mum. She can do anything. No lie.
About my family: Whimsey is 8 and she's my crabby tabby
and I wuv her sooo much! My little bits is Charo and
she is 4. I also call her the noodle because she's long
and slinky and noodly.
Life Story: When I was a kid, I was your normal
string-bean girl. Then I turned 12 and hormones did
their magic, padding my bony ass and building legs
around my knobby knees... Time wore on and I just kept
gettin bigger (everywhere but my chest, anyway, sheesh!).
So eventually, I was a bona fide BBW. Only problem was,
I had no extra boobs to speak of. It's tough to be
Lynda Carter, Candye Kane or Barbie without boobs...
Which was a problem because my aspiration in life was to
be Wonder Woman, Zaftig, Blues Singer, Sexy Blonde with
a kickass wardrobe, dream house, pink Corvette and giant
bubble boobs. Now I have almost all that junk!
Favorite Album: Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Worst Nightmare: Anything involving spiders; or having
to watch the Willy Wonka movie with no chocolate for 10
miles in any direction. Eeek!
Favorite Movie: Coming to America
Favorite Places to Eat: Sol Azteca, MiMi's Saigon 39,
BB's Lawnside BBQ, Belle Isle Brewery (Honey Pepper
Bacon Burgers), Asian Tiger, Rosedale BBQ, Culver's,
Pearl's Oyster Bar, El Maguey, Gojo, Buffalo Wild Wings,
The Seawitch, Church's Chicken, Waldo Pizza, 54th
Street, Lamar's Donuts.
Also Likes: Cheetos, Broccoli Cheese n Rice, Red Beans
n Rice, Coconut Shrimp, Tacos, Fish n Chips, Anything my
Mum Makes, Chocolate, Corndogs, Watermelon.
Foods I Dislike: I don't like mushrooms, cooked
carrots, clam chowder, pineapple in my cottage cheese,
bagels (what a shitty excuse for a doughnut!), 'exotic'
meats (if it's not cow, pig, chicken, fish or turkey,
I'm not touching it... not even deer or buffalo and
forget about duck or lamb or goose, no way! That's so
gross, it's like eating roadkill or something! EWWW!!!)
and last but not least plain yogurt!! <shudders>
Otherwise, I like almost everything.
Funnest Thing To Do: Ohmygosh, give me a dive bar, live
music, and cold beer; or a pool party BBQ with my
favorite friends. Heck yes!
You'd Never Catch Me: Doing a damn thing that involves
Steven Seagal movies. Gag! Punishment!
I Predict: A trip to the mall in my future. LOL That
Favorite Sets: ALL of the ones I've done with my
friends. That is SO MUCH fun!!! I also like the ones
with my cars and pics where my kitties sneak into the
shot. ~Giggles~ I also like the "Domestic Goddess" in
the zebra outfit, and the one where I make pancakes
called "Stacked Like Flapjacks".
Favorite Websites: BigCuties.com of course! There are
Big Boobs GALORE at the Breast Expansion Archive -
BBWs, SSBBWs, FAs, FFAs and friends at Dimesions -
MORE BBWs, and the like the Fat Forums -
Lots of fun at BBW Clubs -
An abundance of abundant folks at Curvage -
At Chubby Parade their motto is "Think Bigger, Feel
Better", now who can argue with that? -
Betcha can't imagine what you'll find at the Expansion
Mansion? See for
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Thanks for checking out my site! All my hugs!!!