advice ever given to me: Grandma used to say
to me "The secret to eternal youth is a good
sense of humor and lying about your age, but start
341.8 lbs... up from 337.2 last month. I have a
Tanita digital scale, it rocks! If anybody is
interested, 2 years ago I was about 290. 1
years before that, I was 220. In high school, I
weighed around 170-180.
get asked about my nationality pretty often. I
don't exactly know why. People always seem to
think I'm Latin, Asian or Native American Indian.
None of the above. I'm an average white
girl, ho hum.
When I was a kid, I was your normal string-bean
girl. Then I turned 12 and hormones did their
magic, padding my bony ass and building legs around my
knobby knees... Time wore on and I just kept gettin
bigger (everywhere but my chest, anyway, sheesh!). So
eventually, I was a bona fide BBW. Only problem
was, I had no extra boobs to speak of. It's
tough to be Lynda Carter, Candye Kane or Barbie
without boobs... Which was a problem because my
aspiration in life was to be Wonder Woman, Zaftig,
Blues Singer, Sexy Blonde with a kickass wardrobe,
dream house, pink Corvette and giant bubble boobs.
Now I have almost all that junk! Except for the
Wonder Woman part. OK and not the
Blues Singer part. Maybe the dream house part,
but it ain't bad. I definately don't have the
pink Corvette part dammit, but isn't that what
paysites are for? Meow!
Album: Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Movie: Coming to America
Food: Mexican, Chinese, French Fries, Belle Isle
Brewery Honey Pepper Bacon Burgers, Sushi, Rosedale
BBQ, Frozen Custard, Tiramisu, Cheetos, Broccoli
Cheese n Rice, Church's Chicken, Red Beans n Rice,
Coconut Shrimp, Snickers and Krispy Kreme.
Dislike: I don't like are mushrooms, cooked carrots,
clam chowder, pineapple in my cottage cheese, bagels
(what a shitty excuse for a doughnut!), 'exotic' meats
(if it's not cow, pig, chicken, fish or turkey, I'm
not touching it... not even deer or buffalo and forget
about duck or lamb or goose, no way! That's so
gross, it's like eating roadkill or something!
EWWW!!!) and last but not least plain yogurt!!
<shudders> Otherwise, I like almost
Beer: Salted, room temperature Guiness. Don't
give me that look unless you've tried it with a good